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So, as you (probably) saw in the title, this is Camp For Idiots whatever-number-it-is. (Sorry Matt, Art Of Warfare will have to wait.) But, as there is only one person who can explain it. And that, is King A. I'm reusing the old Camp For Idoits Numero Trieos(how do spell lolz) opening post, but modified, as I suck at parodies and the likes.

So, here it is:

The previous summer has passed and a new one has dawned. And with every passing year, Scoutmaster Rose get prettier and Scoutmaster Tom gets grumpier. But this does not hinder the sheer idiocy of their fine campers.

First, I’d like to give you a nice, friendly little welcome to Camp Elk - known to some as “Camp for Idiots”. As you may have guessed, it is not uncommon for the children who attend there to be idiots; aka do really stupid things for no absolute reason other than the fact that they are bored.

Camp Elk, unlike many other summer camps, houses both male and female scouts, aging from thirteen to seventeen. Male scouts, led by Scoutmaster Tom Williamson, are known as “Buck Scouts”. Female scouts, led by Scoutmaster Rose Allon, are known as “Doe Scouts”. Both Buck and Doe Scouts complete activities together. They do not compete against each other.

However, there is a form of competition among the Elk Scouts as a whole - badges, and stars. Badges are gained by completing tasks that the badges require. For example, the Badge of Athletics would be gained by winning a certain athletic event. The Badge of Bravery for some sort of brave event, and so on. For a list of badges, see below. Badges are pinned on sashes given to every Elk Scout in the beginning of the summer.

Stars are gained by performing good deeds. Each Scout has their stars posted under their name on the bulletin board in the cafeteria. Whoever has the most stars by the end of the summer gets a special prize…

Badges

Note that badges can be lost by doing bad deeds.

Badge of Honor
Requirements: Perform an act of great generosity.

Badge of Athletics
Requirements: Win an athletic event.

Badge of Organization
Requirements: Report to the cafeteria earlier than required.

Badge of Fishing
Requirements: Catch the biggest fish of the day.

Badge Of Failure(NEGATIVE BADGE, NOT GOOD):
Requirements: Get put in detention 5 times.

The Roleplay

This roleplay is a comedy based on summer camp. Do funny stuff. It’s meant for funny stuff. Will there be serious parts? Sure, be definitely not a whole lot of them! We need personalities of all kinds - cool, arrogant, nerdy, flirtatious, idiotic, smart - it’ll all add to the funny! Have a blast at Camp Elk, people!

Activities

There are numerous activities at Camp Elk. The day’s activities will be posted on the bulletin board in the cafeteria. The activities are

Hiking

Swimming

Fishing

Boating

Bird Watching

Football (To Clarify: American Football, as much as it sucks.)

Soccer

Running

Field Trips (all-day activity - if it’s not on the list, you simply can’t do it due to the lack of a bus)

Archery

Camping(Of Course.)

Cooking

Some will be listed on the bulletin board one day, and not on the next. You are not allowed to do activities that are not on the bulletin board. But who follows the rules at Camp Elk?

Camp Rules (the rules of the Camp)

-Report to the cafeteria by 8 in the morning

-Never take part in an activity that is not on the bulletin board

-Be kind and generous

-Show respect to the scoutmasters and staff

-Never be away from your cabin after 9 at night

-You MUST take a shower at least once a day

-No feeding the wildlife unless given the permission to do so.

-No cell-phones, iPods, or any other form of entertaining technology is allowed on the campgrounds.

-No sneaking out of the detention room!

-Any breakers of the rules will be held in the detention room in your scoutmaster’s cabin.

Uniforms

Boys’ uniforms consist of a tan, button-down shirt with a matching pair of pants or shorts. They have a handkerchief tied around their necks. Buck Scouts have the option of having short or long sleeved shirts. They also have the option of having either pants or shorts.

Girls’ uniforms consist of a tan, button-down shirt with a matching pair of shorts or a skirt. They too have a handkerchief tied around their necks. Doe Scouts have the option of having short or long sleeved shirts. They also have the option of having either a long skirt, a short skirt, long short, or short shorts.

Cabins

I will sort your characters into their cabins.

Character Sheets

For those of you who participated in the first or second Camp for Idiots - Yes, you can use the same character as you did before. Or, you can use a completely different one. It’s all up to you.



Characters

Imp


Cardbird


Phil

Maps

Map of Camp Elk
Map of the camp's docks
Map of the lands surrounded Camp Elk

Rules

1. I’m GM. You iz not GM! I am!

2. Each cabin has its own shower, FYI.

3. I’ll sort your characters into their cabins.

4. Romance is allowed, of course. It’s a comedy RP! In fact, UESP’s first roleplay kiss was in Camp for Idiots.

5. Be funny. There will be serious moments, but about 94% of this will be funny.

6. You can pretty much do anything you want in this. No limitations.

7. You must enter "OM NOM NOM" as the entry for the Seecret Passcode in the character sheet to get accepted.

8. I’ll control the Scoutmasters. You have permission to control other members of the staff.

9. Camp Elk is located in the Northern USA. Not sure which state though…

10. This IS a comedy. If you are annoyed by the absolute stupidity of this roleplay, you don't have to read/join/bother caring about this roleplay.

11. PLEASE try to use proper spelling.

12. Have fun, people!


ALL HAIL THE MASTER OF MONKEYS!!!!!!!!!!

Reserve me a spot

Denied, didn't read rule 7. Read rule 7 and then repost "your" sheet.

I will make a sheet sometime soon.

Both of you are accepted.

Ok , i want to apply for this :

Name : Adam Sartawi

Gender : Male

Age : 14

Hair Colour : Brown

Eye Colour : Brown

Height : 6ft 1

Weight : 85 Kilograms

Looks : Has darker skin than some , due to his middle eastern father , but is still visibly caucasian . has a small scar above his right eye . Wears rectangular tan Glasses . has an early sprouting goatee and Moustache and slight hairs on the cheecks . has a few spots on his forehead and next to his nose . His hair is short and combed .

Uniform : Wears a Long sleeved shirt but with the sleeves folded up to his elbows , and Trousers (or Pants , as you call them )

Bio : Born in the middle eastern country of Jordan , and having newly moved to the ( im assuming this is where the camp is) United States , he is not used to this country yet , and is Bilingual and speaks fluent English and Arabic . his father is palistinean , and works as a Doctor and owns a clinic in the city . His mother is Scottish (Glasweigan to be specific) and used to work as a nurse in Saudi Arabia , and now stays at home, he also has 5 brothers, he is not well liked by his family . he has done some questionable things when he was a young child , like getting Expelled from kindergarten for Smacking the principal across the face, and stabbing a fellow student in the neck with a pen in the sixth grade . he doesnt really want to be at the camp , but he doesnt get along well with his family and thus has been sent to this camp to give them a break .

Personality : He is very shy , and is of Average intelligence . he isnt afriad of a fight but will try to avoid it if he can . he doesnt like sports very much but is actually quite a good defender in Football (or Soccer , if you insist on that name) , he loves playing video games , and sees them as an escape from the troubles of real life . he is very stubborn and slow to embrace new things . in general he is a nice person , but still a little bit ''off''

Secret Passcode : OM NOM NOM

Phil is accepted. We need 3 more people, and I can start the RP.

And?

I didnt see a rule against it ?

That's not necessarily true. I made myself in one of TSO's RPs. As long as you can separate the fictional you from the real you it should be fine.

dont worry, i wont be offended

Just fugg-ed abaoud id


now ... did i just kill this RP with my thingy ? seems topics have a bad habit of dying out after i post in them

salute your talking style, really you have a bold personality..

Do you intend to join the RP? As that was a extreme Necropost.