UESP Forums

Discuss the uesp.net site and Elder Scrolls topics.
* FAQ    * Search
* Register    * Login
It is currently Thu Mar 13, 2025 11:41 pm

Loading

All times are UTC

Forum locked This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  [ 108 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5
Author Message
 Post subject: Re: Nine-to-five (Office Comedy/Parody RPG - All welcome!)
PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 12:54 am 
Offline
Warder
Warder
User avatar

Joined: Sat May 22, 2010 12:00 am
Posts: 479
Location: Canada
ES Games: obivion, morrowind and Skyrim
Status: Still here
UESPoints: 0
"oh no" sighed Joe. He knew that by the time he asked every one will have had a partner by the time he asked, so he wrote down on a piece of paper paper"hey old guy! you and i both need a teammate and since you seem to be the only one that will have a hard time getting someone, other then myself." and folded it into a paper airplane and threw it, he meant for it to land in front of him...but instead it hit his head
Spoiler:
i haven't quit, i just won't be on that much

_________________
"Wally, get off our forums."
- Caz

"I have a hypothesis that the number of Tyrannosaurs dressed as Santa Claus in your lecture notes is inversely proportional to the quality of the lecture."
- Argonanza


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Nine-to-five (Office Comedy/Parody RPG - All welcome!)
PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:25 pm 
Offline
Champion
Champion
User avatar

Joined: Sat Oct 10, 2009 5:03 pm
Posts: 802
Location: Can't remember
ES Games: Oblivion GOTY
Platform: PC, PS3
Status: Does anyone actually read these?
UESPoints: 0
Walter awoke for the second time that day feeling extremely annoyed and puzzled. Some strange object appeared to have struck his forehead and was now sitting in his lap. He looked over to Joe's side of the office but didn't see anything out of the ordinary. Walter then realized the airplane had writing on it! He unfolded the piece of paper and read words that he didn't like the look of very much...

Standing up he walked over to Joe's desk and savagely chucked the paper back at its master.
"Fine then squirt, just don't expect me to be doing any work."
Walter proceeded to walk out of the office once more then, realizing he had no reason to leave the room he promptly came back in again.
It was then that a brilliant thought hit him.
"If I can just refuse to co-operate and lay the blame on HIM, he could be demoted, or even fired!"
"And then this office will be mine again, I'll be damned if I have to have him around this place much longer."


This was a new side of Walter emerging, usually he didn't lie, tending to opt for the truthful option, even if it offended someone. This kid however made him want to scream, Walter didn't quite know why though, it was hard to put a finger on. So basically he had to go.
The only problem with his strategy was whether the "boss" would side with the old-timer or the newcomer?
Walter sidled back to his desk, leaving a passing glare etched onto his colleagues retinas.

_________________
Is this meant to be witty, informative or deep? I doubt I can manage all three.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Nine-to-five (Office Comedy/Parody RPG - All welcome!)
PostPosted: Thu Sep 02, 2010 4:46 pm 
Offline
Grand Master
Grand Master
User avatar

Joined: Sun Mar 21, 2010 10:20 am
Posts: 2335
Location: There and back again
ES Games: Oblivion, Morrowind, Skyrim
Platform: PC
Status: Exploring
UESPoints: 25
Debbie looked around the office, grinning welcomingly, but as none of her co-workers seemed to care much for her cheerful invitation to cooperate, she raised her eyebrows and, for a change, became thoughtful. By sheer chance, her glance fell on the window. Her eyes widened as she noticed a man lying limply on the parking lot. "Maaaan!" she said. "Someone seems to have committed suicide already!". Trying to manoeuvre among the office workers, which was not too easy with her figure, she trotted towards the elevator, her mind set on helping the poor guy out. "What this office really needs is a friendly neighbourhood guardian angel!" she muttered to herself.

_________________
In between the lines there's a lot of obscurity.
I'm not inclined to resign to maturity.
If it's alright, then you're all wrong.
But why bounce around to the same damn song?
You'd rather run when you can't crawl...


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Nine-to-five (Office Comedy/Parody RPG - All welcome!)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 04, 2010 11:37 pm 
Offline
Master
Master
User avatar

Joined: Sun Jul 19, 2009 8:02 pm
Posts: 1253
Location: With Mad Dog and the Companion Cube
ES Games: Morrowind GotY
Platform: Pee See
Status: 50% complete
UESPoints: 0
Spoiler:
Waiting for a few others to post, before we can continue.

_________________
Image

Spoiler:
Ratwar wrote:
Brains......
Brains......




Livers.......


Sleeper of House Dagoth
Galvanized Gordon Freeman of the VGCC


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Nine-to-five (Office Comedy/Parody RPG - All welcome!)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 7:58 pm 
Offline
Champion
Champion
User avatar

Joined: Sat Dec 01, 2007 5:56 pm
Posts: 898
Location: The Archives.
ES Games: Oblivion, Morrowind, Daggerfall
Platform: Teh Box of Xitude. Also the 'puter.
Status: UESP (Un-)Official Date-keeper.
UESPoints: 0
Spoiler:
I'm dropping out. You can ignore Finn, or someone can have his character.

_________________
...and diplomacy continues to fail. Their ears fall deaf, and their eyes fall blind, yet they are still not mute. They will not know their errors. Only what they believe themselves. But we... we shall not be silenced.


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Nine-to-five (Office Comedy/Parody RPG - All welcome!)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:23 pm 
Offline
Apprentice
Apprentice
User avatar

Joined: Tue Jul 27, 2010 10:33 pm
Posts: 189
Location: Denver, Colorado
ES Games: Morrowind, Oblivion with all add ons, Skyrim SE
Platform: Xbox 360
Status: Glory to Arstotzka!
Other Profiles: Xbox Live: FR Avenged Steam: Sav
UESPoints: 0
Spoiler:
Can i?

_________________
Image
"Hodor!- Hodor


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Nine-to-five (Office Comedy/Parody RPG - All welcome!)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 8:56 pm 
Offline
Champion
Champion
User avatar

Joined: Wed Apr 28, 2010 9:05 pm
Posts: 931
Location: Scatland
Status: Nutrientibus mea nuce
UESPoints: 0
Vivec's gone and the Roleplay died out a while ago. Sorry guys :?


Top
 Profile  
 
 Post subject: Re: Nine-to-five (Office Comedy/Parody RPG - All welcome!)
PostPosted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 9:14 pm 
Offline
Grand Master
Grand Master
User avatar

Joined: Fri Mar 12, 2010 6:07 am
Posts: 2023
Location: Lemonworld
ES Games: Morrowind GOTY, Oblivion GOTY
Platform: PC
Status: Strange, deranged, twisted, insane
UESPoints: 0
Seeming as Vivec has left us (she will be back) and that this has died out now I shall lock it. If for whatever reason it needs to be unlocked feel free to give me a quick PM. :P


Top
 Profile  
 
Display posts from previous:  Sort by  
Forum locked This topic is locked, you cannot edit posts or make further replies.  [ 108 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1, 2, 3, 4, 5

All times are UTC


Who is online

Users browsing this forum: No registered users and 1 guest


You cannot post new topics in this forum
You cannot reply to topics in this forum
You cannot edit your posts in this forum
You cannot delete your posts in this forum
You cannot post attachments in this forum

Search for:
Jump to:  
cron

Sponsored Links

Powered by phpBB © 2000, 2002, 2005, 2007 phpBB Group